Not so much..

I am pretty heterosexual, but with the cunning ability to appreciate the man-form. And I also have great taste, so here, purely for the gays; women-folk; and guys like me who perhaps secretly tries to emulate these man-treats, is my top three handsomest/coolest blokes of this year, arranged in no specific order, for no specific reason:

1. Andy LaPlegua

Mr LaPlegua was born with a much duller name, but changed it to complete his transformation into the music-machine he has now become. He has such names under his belt as Icon of Coil; Panzer AG; Scandi, and of course Combichrist, where he learned how to put on makeup man-style. He has something of a cult following, and is possibly the coolest Norwegian ever. Yup.. You heard me.

2. Derren Brown

Derren must be the cleverest entertainer I know, as in, it’s a miracle his brain doesn’t protrude out of his ears. If I had to choose one person to be stuck in an elevator with for say.. 3 hours, it would not be no supermodel (duh, supermodels are like Asda noodles – not so exciting) or superb girl of any variety, it would not even be Ellen Page, it would totally be Derren Brown. I think he’d make for some very interesting conversations indeed.. Also, he has a cool beard!

3. Bill Hicks

Bill Hicks sadly passed away at the age of 32 (I am relatively sure of it, but please correct me if I’m wrong) in 1994. His stand-up comedy has played a hugely influential role in my life and my views, and I think he’s an absolute legend. If he was still around, I’d make room in the elevator, even if it was very, very small.

So there you have it, the three coolest more than anything else men I can think of right now.

*macho handshake* – Alex